Why Are Bengali Girls Considered The Hottest?
Take a normal girl, add the hottest chilli to her diet, put her in a hot and humid place and add equal dosage of feminism and communism to the recipe..and you will end up with a “hot” Bengali girl…..if you are not convinced….keep reading
Hot Weather and Chilli
Before we can dabble into why Bengali girls are considered the hottest, lets sidetrack a little and look at Chendu China. Chendu/Chendoo is the capital of the Sichuan Province in China ( do not give up hope yet). Sichuan is known for its terrible hot weather, Sichuan chilli and pepper and last but not the least, the hottest girls in China.
West Bengal incidentally is a very hot and humid place. Now add “kachalonka”(green chilies) and “suknolonka” (red chilies) to the diet and you got the hottest girls in India.
This might just be a coincidence, but as retarded human being that we are we are always trying to find meaning to the madness and find patterns in our data.
Alluvial Plains of Ganges
This is another ridiculous idea proposed by my friend in a shady bar after finish half a bottle of Chivas after watching “Bhag Milka Bhag”. His point is that hardness of the soil is reflected on the personality of the people. So for example, if Milka Singh was not born on the dry hardened soil of Punjab and rather on the moist soft alluvial soil of Bengal, he would not be tough enough to be who he was.
Well this is bad news for the boys of Bengal, who never end up being heroes in Bollywood but rather music director. However, the soft soil boosts up the estrogen levels making the females rather extremely feminine with a hint of mongoloid race thanks to the close proximity of North East India and Burma.
Female Deity Worship
Bengal is all about female deity worship, Durga and Kali to be specific. If you grow up in a culture where the female embodiment of Shakti is worshiped, as a female will be extremely empowered. This empowerment has led to etter education for women, fierce independence and complete non tolerance of any male bullshit. Since smart and confidence is the new sexy, it is clear why Bengali girls are desired.
Bengal was the place where they first got rid of the practice of Sati and widows could remarry. Generations of confidence reinforcement has resulted in super confident, educated girls.
Another ridiculous idea conceived on drunk night probably after a lot of rum and coke. Bengal had been a communist state for a very long time till recently similar to Kerala. Kerala has the highest education level in all of India and some fairly open minded people who make “movies not suitable for children?”.
Does communism make a state more secular than secularism. Once secular, you are liberated from the clouds of blind faith inside your mind. Although there is deity worship, Bengalis are not too religious and extremely liberal. If you do not believe me, go to Victoria memorial on a winter afternoon and observe the couples.
I am only talking about the general trend and throwing some really crazy ideas around in a semi serious manner. If you come to me and say that it is not true from your personal experience, you just might be an outlier away from the general trend.
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